Tuesday, March 15, 2005

sorry

I did a favor for the fairy butler last night. she won't have any trouble with her coworker's snorting laughs anymore. I can't go into it here, but has anyone heard of the larynx? It can be removed. I once had a dog born without one and he couldn't bark too much. He made little whisper sounds. It was real cute. You're welcome Fairy butler. Sorry suckers.

9 Comments:

Blogger fairy butler said...

I bow down to you LK. My butler refuses to do this kind of magic so I am glad to have other resources! The coworker will be silenced!

ps. don't forget, i'm a dude, rather androgynous, but still a dude.

7:11 AM  
Anonymous lion king said...

I'm sorry Fairy Butler, I guess I thought you were gay (fairy?) but I thought wrong. I am coarse. I apologize. And also to everyone that I have just offended. I am really trying to smarten up. It takes time.

9:35 AM  
Blogger mountain man said...

lion king you are festive.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous krixfort said...

Lion King, thanks for your offer of support. Even if you did get locked up, I'm sure it was justified. Our justice system is wack. No one understands the measures that need to be taken these days. Harsh times, LK, harsh times.

5:38 PM  
Blogger lion king said...

I AM SO ANGRY!!! I understand other people's anger. I am a psychology major in prison.

11:06 PM  
Blogger Rina said...

I missed a bunch of school a while back and I got tired of answering people the same thing again and again when they asked why. I figured I'd have some kicks while I could. When a friend asked me online why I'd been absent, I explained that I'd had my trachea removed.

The best part of that? She believed me. Score.

5:44 PM  
Blogger labbai said...

i blow me and so on...but where i blow myself? huck juu ja silleen...sie lappalaisittain aika tollo...

4:33 PM  
Blogger labbai said...

me blow miself...mi flyaway...nobody gonna have fun then...poor,poor me, me so sorry...me blow itself a way...voihan vittu...nih.

5:05 PM  
Blogger mountain man said...

LionKing you are too scratchy violent to the core, get it???? FREAK???? I AM GONNA MESS YOU UP. And believe me, I never mess anyone up, I am super duper cussy but always gentle (except to my hussies, which I always must mention). To me, my hussies are golden finishes. Monkey climbing in their tied up ropes. I love to love.

6:47 AM  

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