Sunday, May 08, 2005


And for dessert cunt pie.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

hi bitches

I have some new shit to share.
1. I've adopted a small aligator to keep in my tub.
2. I got found out about the tiger in my apartment. Hey its the bronx shithead.
3. I got a money fine for keeping the tiger. (neighbors kept yapping about the smell. ) Revenge later bitches.
4. I got new babe with fine set of balls.

go blow yourself.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005


I did a favor for the fairy butler last night. she won't have any trouble with her coworker's snorting laughs anymore. I can't go into it here, but has anyone heard of the larynx? It can be removed. I once had a dog born without one and he couldn't bark too much. He made little whisper sounds. It was real cute. You're welcome Fairy butler. Sorry suckers.

Sunday, March 13, 2005


Of women. So afraid. That's why I stay home alone. When I see a woman I want to beat her. This is not good, I know. I am thinking of joining a support group. I am so fffffuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeddddddddddd up!

Friday, February 25, 2005


First of all, whoever you are, please leave me alone. If I am taunted I will FIGHT. Do not forget. And hey, FB I am so sad. I tried to please you and I got it mixed up. I will try again with piles. How about piles of gum. Piles of clean fluffy pillows. Piles of fresh dirt. Piles of sweetness. I am trying. For Lion King this talk does not come easy. You are bewitching. I do not wish to harm you. But if you doublecross me I WILL FIGHT YOU TOO!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2005


Fairy Butler has helped me to start some new art. I am making my own piles. Ropes and pasta with sauce. Nuts and bolts with dried dog food. Raw chicken parts on broken bicycles. GROWL!!!! I AM PSYCHED TO MAKE NEW ART FORMS.


What gives? I hate dudes. Especially ones who say dude. If you are a dude. Get off my blog. You aren't welcome.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Jessica Simpson

I hope her marriage works out. I think her idea for edible body products is totally grody. I tried the banana bread shampoo the other day and I had the s***s for 5 days afterwards. I forgive her though. She calms me. I watch the Newlyweds and I feel so calm and hopeful. Thank you Jessica Simpson!