Sunday, May 08, 2005

MORE

And for dessert cunt pie.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

hi bitches

I have some new shit to share.
1. I've adopted a small aligator to keep in my tub.
2. I got found out about the tiger in my apartment. Hey its the bronx shithead.
3. I got a money fine for keeping the tiger. (neighbors kept yapping about the smell. ) Revenge later bitches.
4. I got new babe with fine set of balls.

go blow yourself.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

sorry

I did a favor for the fairy butler last night. she won't have any trouble with her coworker's snorting laughs anymore. I can't go into it here, but has anyone heard of the larynx? It can be removed. I once had a dog born without one and he couldn't bark too much. He made little whisper sounds. It was real cute. You're welcome Fairy butler. Sorry suckers.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

I AM AFRAID

Of women. So afraid. That's why I stay home alone. When I see a woman I want to beat her. This is not good, I know. I am thinking of joining a support group. I am so fffffuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeddddddddddd up!

Friday, February 25, 2005

DUDE

First of all, whoever you are, please leave me alone. If I am taunted I will FIGHT. Do not forget. And hey, FB I am so sad. I tried to please you and I got it mixed up. I will try again with piles. How about piles of gum. Piles of clean fluffy pillows. Piles of fresh dirt. Piles of sweetness. I am trying. For Lion King this talk does not come easy. You are bewitching. I do not wish to harm you. But if you doublecross me I WILL FIGHT YOU TOO!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Inspiration

Fairy Butler has helped me to start some new art. I am making my own piles. Ropes and pasta with sauce. Nuts and bolts with dried dog food. Raw chicken parts on broken bicycles. GROWL!!!! I AM PSYCHED TO MAKE NEW ART FORMS.

dudes

What gives? I hate dudes. Especially ones who say dude. If you are a dude. Get off my blog. You aren't welcome.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Jessica Simpson

I hope her marriage works out. I think her idea for edible body products is totally grody. I tried the banana bread shampoo the other day and I had the s***s for 5 days afterwards. I forgive her though. She calms me. I watch the Newlyweds and I feel so calm and hopeful. Thank you Jessica Simpson!